This

  • Me: Omgemcf ldsmv THEY HAVE MOZZARELLA STICKS
  • My mom: The things you get excited about...
NO SHIT.

NO SHIT.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

can’t tell if the kids outside are playing or being brutally murdered

Let’s play a game.

(via bradtitt)

Have a happy time.

My dream job

  • Me: I WOULD LOVE TO WORK AS A GUARD
  • Me: JUST SO I CAN YELL AT PEOPLE
  • Me: "ERROR 403"
  • My friend: Good job...
  • Me: FORBIDDEN, MOTHER FUCKKKAAAAA
Question number 50 on my friends health test
“boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. True or false.”
He put false

Question number 50 on my friends health test
“boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. True or false.”
He put false

Who the fuck makes these creepy ass titles for their wifi servers?
anal bandits- pft

Who the fuck makes these creepy ass titles for their wifi servers?

anal bandits- pft

HAY U GUISE!!!!11!!1ONE11!!
I FOUND DIS ON 4CHAN!!111!!1
My reaction while trying to read something fox news wrote.
BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I READ SOMETHING FAUX NEWS WROTE?

HAY U GUISE!!!!11!!1ONE11!!

I FOUND DIS ON 4CHAN!!111!!1

My reaction while trying to read something fox news wrote.

BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I READ SOMETHING FAUX NEWS WROTE?

Ladies and gentlemen I present, The Perfect Sunday. 

KITTY WRATH.

KITTY WRATH.

I found this on /v/
…I never want to even again…

I found this on /v/

…I never want to even again…

Some men just want to watch the world burn

Some men just want to watch the world burn

I…just…what?

I…just…what?