This
- Me: Omgemcf ldsmv THEY HAVE MOZZARELLA STICKS
- My mom: The things you get excited about...
can’t tell if the kids outside are playing or being brutally murdered

Let’s play a game.
(via bradtitt)
Have a happy time.
My dream job
- Me: I WOULD LOVE TO WORK AS A GUARD
- Me: JUST SO I CAN YELL AT PEOPLE
- Me: "ERROR 403"
- My friend: Good job...
- Me: FORBIDDEN, MOTHER FUCKKKAAAAA
Question number 50 on my friends health test
“boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. True or false.”
He put false
HAY U GUISE!!!!11!!1ONE11!!
I FOUND DIS ON 4CHAN!!111!!1
My reaction while trying to read something fox news wrote.
BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I READ SOMETHING FAUX NEWS WROTE?
Ladies and gentlemen I present, The Perfect Sunday.

I found this on /v/
…I never want to even again…

I…just…what?







